What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But this is not

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

I don't like religions.

Deuteronomy 17

You shall not bear false witness.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Innocent before proven guilty

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Maybe leave out

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your going to be alright just relax

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?